Mac's Bar - Our Virtual Cafe

[little plum]

Morag, shut yir geggy, I'm tryin tae huv a wee quiet moment playing solitaire

[morag]

no likely, ah' a Stinstin lass! lol!

[little plum]

Bar steward, a large Morgans please,( purely medicinal purposes) an gee Morag wan. Make sure there are loads o' pomegranate seeds in it , might keep her mooth occupied fur a wee while tae a feenish ma game.
p.s. pit it oan J.D's slate.

[morag]

ye canny do pomegranites an' aw less it's bubbly plum....sheesh, thought yid hiv kent...lol!

[Meg]

Opened early today so that voters could get a wee hawf before they went to the polling station. JDs slate is well into the red - sorry LP, cash or gold only!

[John Donnelly]

Haw, here, whit's a' this?

Mah slate's in the rid ??? Ah've hardly been in here in weeks.

Who-ivver's ahint that baur hid better be mair carefull wi' mah slate.

Ah'll forget it this time if Meg'll get me a double Macallans an' a pint o' Guinness.

How much is the slate BTW?

Cheers Meg.

JD.

[Meg]

Ah'll forget it this time if Meg'll get me a double Macallans an' a pint o' Guinness.

How much is the slate BTW?

Cheers Meg.

JD.

JD I'm afraid we're outstanding a mega wheen, folks are saying to charge it to your slate cause they're your pals. Don't worry, you can pay it up! I'll add the Guinness and large Mac!

M

[John Donnelly]

Aye, they're a' mah pals when mah slate's open. Who are a' these 'pals?'

Names wi' fotaes please. Ah'll soon be roon tae see them. I hope they've goat a boatle o' MaCallans in the hoose when ah get there.

JD.

PS Make a bill up for the slate an' tell me what it is, and then shut it doon. Ah'll soon ken who mah reel freens are.

A fair scunnert JD

[little plum]

sorry LP, cash or gold only!

Just acquired an Olympic gold bar Meg, now if I could only make ends meet. I would decorate the bar.
Tae hell wi it, It's Saturday night, the drinks are on me.

p.s. is it o.k. tae huv a virtual roll up.

[morag]

sorry LP, cash or gold only!

Just acquired an Olympic gold bar Meg, now if I could only make ends meet. I would decorate the bar.
Tae hell wi it, It's Saturday night, the drinks are on me.

p.s. is it o.k. tae huv a virtual roll up.

Sweet!! A very large Shiraz please, just feenished mopping the floor and ah'm fair peched! cheers Plum!

[little plum]

Your welcome little mo, refill your gless when ready. The mental image o' you doon oan yir hunkers scrubbin the flare, a think a'll huv a large wan.

[morag]

Weel, ye can 'scrub' that image, ma mop huz a long haunel..nae stoopin' for me! Still, by the time I lift a' the chairs and move the sofas etc., ma back's fair goupin'...fill 'er up, ta! x