meekan wrote:.... You could always buy a cigarette in there pasha if i remember correctly
Those Pasha's don't have stink! Reminded me of a story.
Two guys, Bill and Ben, accompanied by wives visiting Istanbul. Wives go off on their own for a shopping spree. The men wander and find the red light district (ahem!). Anyway! On the way back to meet wives they notice that they reek of perfume.
"No problem" says Bill "we'll tell them we've been smoking Pasha's".
When they meet the wives the smell of perfume is noted! Quick as a flash, Ben, who's a wee bit flustered, blurts out "Och Mary, we've only been poking smashers
.... and then the fight started