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    A Grizzly Idea

    Postby Richard » Fri May 25, 2012 7:02 pm

    Two Englishmen were on a hunting holiday in North America when they came across a warning notice
    that read; "WARNING-Rogue Male Grizzly operating in this region. $10,000 Reward for It's capture,
    DEAD or ALIVE".
    They Immediately hit-upon a great idea for hunting down and capturing this rogue bear that's been
    terrorising the local communities.
    They headed on off, up into the forested mountains, dressed in a female bear costume, hoping to lure
    the grizzly close enough to shoot him.
    All was going according to plan, when suddenly, in the middle of a forest clearing they heard the mighty
    roar of the male grizzly as it strode into full view.
    "Quick, Cecil", whispered the voice at the front of the costume, "let's get out and shoot him".
    "We can't", came the muffled reply from Cecil at the back, "the bloody zip's stuck. What shall we do" ?
    "Well, I'm going to start stripping bark", said the voice at the front, "but you'd better brace yourself".
    :)
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