this is one that was a fav of george's that he told at after dinner speeches,he went into a top class restaurant asked the waiter whats the best champagne that you have,that would be the twenty year old at £600 a bottle sir he said,right said georgie bring me a bottle and a half pint tumbler,the waiter arrived back at the table george said right open it an fill the half pint tumbler which he did,george downed it in a oner,told the waiter to fill it again after drinkin half of it he stopped for a breather and said to the waiter,you know i should not be drinking this with what ive got,oh dear sir said the waiter and what have you got,£3 in my pocket george said
James Barr (Brvhrtjimmy)