Vicar attends hospital with potato stuck up bottom

[Hughie]

A vicar attended hospital with a potato stuck up his bottom. The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table. He happened to be nude at the time but insisted he had not been playing a sex game.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... ottom.html

[morag]

Oh dear, oh dear! lol! Hope nobody was walking by his windae!

[chriso]

Perhaps the saying "Reap what ye shall sow" springs to mind.

[Jim McCreadie]

Aye right enough! And they talk about Catholic priests - chortle, chortle!

[VivAyrshire]

O dear. how embarassing. Try explaining that to the locals.

[abla43]

Not much of a vicar, but a good spud by all accounts. Sorry, couldn't resist!! A.B.

[Jim McCreadie]

Could have been worse if it were chipped - "hedgehog" springs to mind!

[abla43]

Did he turn up at hospital feeling a bit "tattie" ? Cheers, A.B.

[Jim McCreadie]

Attended with a mincing" walk!

Let's face it, he could hardly have sat in a wheelchair could he? OR, did he.

[morag]

He walked with a starchy attitude..

[little plum]

If you ask me, I think he was trying to cut out the middle man.

[abla43]

Hi Jim, Love your post!! By the way, i'm reminded of a Kilmarnock potato merchant called Mair,who had a logo on their lorries which read:- "Eat "Mair" Tatties". Cheers, A.B.