Whit am I thinkin aboot right noo? Hmm, how nice it is being home and no in a bleedin hospital!
Whit dae ya mean ya didnae notice I was missing?
Three months I've bin away, force fed hospital food, I swear I'd hae been better off eating the "plastic drip bags" than the food in there!
Oh, and the very worst bit of the experience? It was the Cumberland Infirmary in Carlisle and "just because I was Scottish" they gave me a room with a view of the Scottish hills......very nice thought but it just made me very, very homesick
I'll get back to Bonnie Scotland and the Three toons one day, I swear I will!!